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Here you can learn all about the creater of this website and Useless Information, me. And you can learn about my friends here, too.

About Me
Name: Andrew Cole Safford
Nickname: Saf
Birthday: June 1st, 1986
Weight: 155 lbs
Height: 5'11" - 6'
Address: 2335 Cloverfield Ct.
Occupation: Student at IPFW / Custodian at Most Precious Blood
Hobbies: I enjoy the TV, video games, movies, music, basketball and computers. Basically anything electronic along with some sports. I also like hanging out with friends and things of that nature.
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Undecided
Education: In College
Car: 1998 Plymouth Neon

Schools
Indiana University-Purdue University-Fort Wayne (IPFW)
Years: 2005 to Present
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Current Student
Degree: In progress
Major: Undecided maybe Business
 
North Side High School 
Years: 2002 to 2005
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma

Elmhurst High School
Years: 2001 to 2002
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Soccer
 
Precious Blood
Years: 1992 to 2001
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Basketball, Soccer one year

My IPFW Class Schedule

 

Monday, Tuesday, & Thursday

  • 10:00 - 12:20 PM Criminology SOC 325-01

Work

Most Precious Blood

Position: Part-time Custodian

Schedule: Weekdays 1:30 - 6:30 PM

Time Period: November 2005 – Present (with some time off during the summer)

Location: Fort Wayne, IN

My AIM Screen Names:
  • SawesomeFORD
  • Saffire World
  • Saffron Universe
  • The Saf 101
  • Saffman 101
  • AFRO safFRO
  • A to the Safford

My E-mail Address:

Cell Phone Number:

  • 260-385-7676

Andrew Safford's Facebook profile

Family

Dad: Michael Lee Safford

Birth Date: November 20, 1952

Work: Zollner

 

Mom: Kay Ranee Safford

Birth Date: April 10, 1954

Work: Perfection Bakery

 

Sister: Miranda Lin Stuller

Birth Date: February 7, 1978

Work: Lutheran Hospital

Husband: Jason Jay Stuller

Daughters: Kailee Jay Stuller & Alexis Lin Stuller

Son: Corbin Michael Stuller

 

Brother: Michael "Mickey" Lee Safford II

Birth Date: October 10, 1982

Work: Meijer

My Favorites
Entertainment:
  • Band: Good Charlotte, Tenacious D, Bowling For Soup
  • Solo Artist: Kanye West, Mike Jones, Twista
  • Actor: Will Ferrell
  • Movie: Tommy Boy
  • TV show: Lost, Scrubs, The Office, My Name is Earl
  • Talk show: Jimmy Kimmel Live, Daily Show, Colbert Report
  • Cartoon: The Simpsons, South Park
  • Reality show: Last Comic Standing
  • Video game: Super Smash Bros. Melee
  • Superhero: Hulk

Sports:

  • Sport: Basketball
  • NBA team: Sacramento Kings
  • NBA player: Peja Stojakovic
  • NCAA team: Wake Forest
  • NFL team: Minnesota Vikings
  • MLB team: Chicago Cubs
  • NHL team: Los Angles Kings

Food:

  • Soda: Sprite
  • Juice: Orange Juice, Welch's Grape Juice
  • Food: Popcorn Chicken
  • Cereal: Count Chocula
  • Ice cream: Cookies N' Cream
  • Candy: Milky Way

Miscellaneous:

  • Book: Book? What's that?
  • Car: Yaris
  • Place: Steak 'n Shake
  • Color: Purple, Orange
  • Animal: Hippo
  • Word: Chuch

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