Reason #19: Reality TV

Remember when there were actors and writers on TV shows? Those were the good old days. Reality shows are a sign that everyone in America is becoming dumber, and if you need proof of this just look at the people on the reality show.

Reason #18: MySpace

MySpace only creates problems, whether it is 14 year olds being raped by pedophiles, people wasting there life on that useless site, or just me having to listen to another Fall Out Boy song when I try to check out some ones profile.

Reason #17: Legally Blonde: The Musical

Do we as humans really need a musical based on that piece of shit movie?  If they can make a musical based on Legally Blond what is stopping them from making Who's Your Caddy: The Musical?

Reason #16: Ginormous

The word that combines "gigantic" and "enormous" has been added to Merriam-Webster's Dictionary. What words are they going to add next “asstoole” and “dickcheese?”

Reason #15: Fast Food

One of those words is true, it is fast, but I would not consider it food, and people who think they can eat the crap everyday are retarded and make up most of society.

Reason #14: Cavemen

They made a show based on a commercial that was somewhat funny a year ago. I can't wait until next season when “Can You Hear Me Now?” premieres on Fox staring that douche from those Verizon commercials?

Reason #13: Guys that drive Hummers

I have never met a guy that drove a Hummer who wasn’t a dick, and if this site (www.FUH2.com) is any indication, I am not the only person with this opinion.

Reason #12: Hummers

A Hummer gets like 15 miles per gallon, which is great for gas prices. They are also killers on the road, if you are in an accident with an SUV, you are 3.4 times more likely to be killed than if you had been hit by another car. By driving a Hummer you are endangering the health of the planet as well. Hummers, with their absurd weight, are exempt from meeting ANY emission standards. In other words, Hummers and other extremely large SUVs, such as the Ford Excursion, are allowed to pollute as much as they want without any government interference. Not only does the Hummer emit over 3 times more carbon dioxide than an average car, hastening global warming, but it gives off substantially more smog-producing pollutants and dangerous particulates as well. Sorry, not all reasons the world is doomed are to be laughed at.

Reason #11: Anyone that paid to see the movies Little Man, Norbit, or Wild Hogs opening weekend

If you added to the opening box office for these movies you are directly responsible for the downfall of society.

Reason #10: World of Warcraft

People are starving to death because they can’t step away from the computer for 2 minutes to grab a sandwich. You might think if these people are dumb enough to starve to death while playing a game that it is a good thing they are dead, but only nerds play WOW and we will need these nerds in the near future when robots begin taking over the world.

Reason #9: Left handed people

Because they are abnormal, and abnormal is bad.

Reason #8: IM-speak

Kids are starting to use words like “b4" and "ur" in school reports because of Text Messaging and Instant Messaging. The words have become so commonplace in children's social lives that the "techno spellings" are finding their way into essays and other writing assignments.

Reason #7: Serialized Shows

These shows are making the world so less productive because people can’t miss 1 episode since every episode continues the same story. Remember when you could watch one episode of Diff’rent Strokes every year and not be lost at all? Gary Coleman still looked 6 years old and his still didn’t know what Willis is talkin’ bout and that was great.

Reason #6: MP3 Players and Headphones

Over half the population of the United States has some sort a mp3 player (a statistic that I just made up) and eventually everyone will have one and we will all be wearing headphones all day long and be in our own little world. With no one talking the world will eventually end.

Reason #5: YouTube

People spend more time watching shitty user submitted videos of people falling off their skateboards than they do reading to their children these days.

Reason #4: The News

Remember when the news was actually news and not entertainment? The fact that I know more about Britney Spears than about anything that President Bush has said is a good sign of the end of the world.

Reason #3: Kids that are allergic to peanuts

Parents used to say “just go outside and play and be home when the street lights come on” but now they force their children to wear helmets and have adult supervision at all times so they can’t even build an immune system.